Monday 31 March 2008

Mobile users on stairways,escalators and in doorways.

I haven't had a rant for a while, so let me rip into you for this:-

Over the last few days, getting on and off the train and walking to and from the office, yet again I notice the all to common ignorance of people.

How many times have you walked up or down a flight of stairs, and had to wait because some ignorant idiot has decided to stop right at the top/bottom of the stairway to get their fags out and spark up? Or more commonly, and it's my gripe of the day, rummage for a mobile phone they previously had to their ear just a second before?

Bloody hundreds I bet.

These people can call their mates in the office, like I do.
Why rack up a large bill on my phone?
Bloody mobiles are deemed for emergencies in my house hold, to be used sparingly if shite does hit the fan.
You are only frying your brain using a mobile, but of course there is no real medical evidence yet. It's all conjecture.
Well I hope the brains fry quicker, as there will be less people in front of me blocking my way.

Society, if you can call it that these days, seems full of scumbags destined to annoy their fellow man.
You say "excuse me you are blocking the way", and you get told to "go forth and multiply" .
I'll translate that into the language of the youth of today - "fuck off"!
You breathe a sigh of relief, and are lucky if that's the case.

YOU HAVE GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR THE BASTARD WHO MORE THAN LIKELY, WILL KICK YOUR HEAD IN, OR STAB YOU, ALL FOR A SITUATION HE OR SHE IS IN THE WRONG!

I have decided that it may be a little unfortunate, but entirely necessary for the person in front of me to take a "little" shoulder barge to get out of the way.
If I don't, it is only me that gets it from the bastards behind me.

So you see it's a dog eat dog world. I am going to start playing like the rest of you.

You had also better start liking the shoulder barges, too. It seems the only way to get you to understand.

As a fire warden for my company, I know it takes about a minute from the fire to take a good hold, before it fills a room up with smoke killing you from all the toxic fumes. It really cheeses me off when some little snot of a youth, or dumb dolly-bird decides to block an exit or a doorway.
If you don't move from being shoulder barged, I sure as hell aren't going to help if there is a fire.

My good nature is almost used up. I am at the stage where I wouldn't even piss on you, if you were on fire.

Wednesday 5 March 2008

The yoof of today! (Yes I meant to spell it this way!)

Well its been on the news today that thousands of teachers are training, but find life to stressful in the classrooms they bugger off to do other things. I have to agree, I would be one to follow their example.

Well lets look at the situation. Compared to city workers, teachers pay wont buy the newly qualified a matchbox to live in, but more importantly, to my reckoning, a teacher has to put up with the highly hostile atmosphere in some schools. I have to admit I am mainly thinking of the secondary school - whose hooligans feel the urge to drink alcopops, vandalise things and stab people for fun, whilst spending their times at the local bus shelter of an evening because there is nothing to do!

Why are the little bastards out so late drinking alcohol anyway? Isn't there such a thing as homework to do? Books to read? You parents to keep them on the straight and narrow? And where the hell do they get the money to buy the booze in the first place? Well they are obviously stealing it from your drinks cabinet!

So lets look back at why this has come about. Teachers, policemen and women, in fact lets say anyone in an official capacity, gets no respect anymore. That includes you as a parent. The kids are growing up to fast. Their tiny minds don't grow into their thuggish and loutish bodies till much later. They think they can go and impregnate each other, drink to excess and basically do what the hell they like because some one calls them adolescents."So there are no consequences right, know what I mean?".

Well they are still children!
Adults have a little more sense, because we have to get jobs to provide a means to live. We have to pay the taxes which is used to educate the buggers and to pay for someone to repair the damage and clean up the vomit!

I blame Liberalism and you as parents.

We have dumbed down society! We treat everyone as equals when they obviously aren't. Why do you let your children have the freedom that you yourself don't really get. Why let them run wild to all hours. I guess you obviously don't care. That seems to be the way of society these days!

"I cant control someone so I don't bother". Well if you had the kid in the first place because you were on the alcopops and sod the consequences, you have created an exact replica of yourself. Do you feel proud to have increased the number of scumbags in the world?

Every action has an equal reaction - bit of science there for you. It appears that doesn't really get taught either, these days.
You seem to think you don't have a duty of care to the child, or the neighbourhood. Well you do. When are we going to learn to stop being selfish? Children are little people, but you fob them off with game boys, and TV giving them a view of a life style which they feel is real. You need to spent time with them to discuss rights and wrongs and punish accordingly. For Christ sake, some of them cant even read and write when they leave school! That is embarrassing in this day and age. In fact I will go as far as to say the youth of today cant even string a couple of sentences together - "know what I mean". . . Well I do know what you mean so why the hell tell me after every sentence. Education is a way for us all to escape from where we were, to where we want to be. Be it to lose yourself in a novel for 20minutes, or to better ourselves because we have dreams of becoming the next prime minister, or a doctor or maybe even a teacher.

Now before we jump on the discipline band waggon, I am not saying beat them black and blue like the teachers did in the 50's, but discipline was better then. People were more respectful of each other. Well it is coming to pass now. You are now reaping what you've sown, and it was probably sown on a cold drunk night in my local bus shelter!
The UK now has a gang culture and a weapons culture. The good people cant walk around with out fear.

So sort your kids out. Remember these are the next generation that need to be nurtured, shown discipline and a firm hand. They will be in charge of your nursing homes, so you want them to be pleasant, and kind, or do you want them to tell you "Fu~k off and change your own bedpan, or I'll stab you. Know what I mean?"

Its all your choice!